2026 Recruiting Thread

Has anyone ever seen Indy and IP in the same room?

 

Indy is Gomer and IP is Goober.

 

No, never.

 

Sab?

 

Look, Candy's 5-10 fans just aren't that big a draw for the networks. It is what it is.

 

Runon sentences with terrible punctuation don’t count. Makes everything moot.

 

They don't become run-ons just because you happen to blow your knee out by reading them.

 

Bigots aren’t big on stretching.

 

Damn.

 

You ever see a Cheetah stretch before taking down a gazelle?

That's what I thought.

 

never seen a monkey cramp either. Eat your bananas.

 

I think the saying goes have you ever seen how big a gorilla is? They eat bananas all the time so eat bananas because those bastards are huge. We had a strength coach here that said that. Actually pretty funny.

 

a Japanese born baseball player speaking in broken English was telling a reporter about cramps and monkeys. Pretty funny interview

 

Any chance we can get that Hiter kid to get in the portal and come to us now?

 

I say let him stay up there in the cold for 1 season and get developed on their dime, then he can porthole back home.

 

That might just happen

 

Legend leaving. We paid him $300,000. That’s right. He has the money. And he’s not coming here.

 

Can they sue for the money?

 

I don’t know. Seems like hiring someone to beat the living shit out of him is a decent idea.

 

Thankfully Vanderbilt beat the shit out of us, so this isn’t the most embarrassing thing to happen to us this season.