4-year old boy banned from doughnut shop......

I asked a lady if she was pregnant. She said, "No, I'm just fat". I've never asked another woman if she's pregnant since then.

On another note, this is the kind of story that I could have told you, it happened in the north east if you blacked out the Connecticut parts. Northerners are silly people.

 

Second or Third trimester? I'm stuck in the second trimester at the moment.

 

4th

 

If you are saying you had an hour old newborn eat 14 donut holes, you may have fathered Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

 

Third here

 

Holy shit I laughed so hard.

 

100% chance there is more to the story the attention seeking mom doesn't want to public to know

 

Interesting thought. Do you have any hypotheticals?

 

Phil Fulmer was also banned from a doughnut store at age 4, but for different reasons.

 

Calling BS on age 4, but I'll buy he was banned at some point probably on an all you can eat day.