5 year olds and Soccer

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Beechervol, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    i would love to get into coaching kids soccer.
     
  2. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Beech, take this as an opportunity to do the one thing soccer is good for: training field goal kickers. Lord knows UT could have used one the last few years.
     
  3. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Interesting angle. Has any females broken the gender barrier at UT?

    Maybe mine will be the first.
     
  4. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    my brother attempted to coach his daughters team and basically he was told that telling them to not bunch in a herd and actually play the positions and lanes was "abusive." apparently the idiots running the league felt you couldn't teach fundamentals without screaming and abuse.
     
  5. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    Can I get her autograph when I come down in August just in case? Have her make it out to her best buddy Coach __________(you know my last nameor if you don't, I'll PM it to you). And add thanks for teaching me most everything I know about football.
     
  6. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    I had a 15 year old boy that got hit in the knee yesterday by a kicked ball, and he went down and cried tears. Real tears, I asked had to ask if he was serious, I didn't believe it.
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    That's hilarious. We are raising the biggest bunch of vaginas I have ever seen. Dang, where's this kid's pride?
     
  8. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Sure thing. She just learned how to write it. Be good practice.
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Sweet! Thanks, bro.
     
  10. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Participation trophies, worst thing anyone ever came up with. Not everybody wins!
     
  11. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Thats hateful.

    SEC! SEC! SEC!
     
  12. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Tell him he can have knee pads or a cup, but not both.
     
  13. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    May have lucked out on the coaching gig.

    Now I have more time to start fights in the bleachers.
     
  14. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I'll give you $1 for every red card you receive Beech.
     
  15. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Is that like a citation?
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    It's like getting 2 technicals in a BB game. It's like throwing a punch in FB. You're tossed.
     
  17. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Ah.

    Jail time involved? From the bleachers that is.
     
  18. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Probably. At the minimum removal from the premises.
     
  19. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    I play cards with the sheriff.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    A red card gets you sent off, but it isn't quite the same as throwing a punch (unless you received it for throwing a punch).
     

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