Overheard at the staff meeting; "So, how much do we have left over for advertising?" "About two." "Two thousand?" "No, two. Two dollars, Harry. Two. We spent the rest of the advertising budget on a spot during the [ddiapos] Show and nobody ****ing came. Well, check that, Dooley came and is somewhere in the back still, checking our inventory."
More like some hot shot college boy with a marketing degree said it would cost a few hundred for cameras and equipment and he said to hell with that. And you know what? I watched it. I then talked about it. And I know what his product is all about.
Also how I got the missus to marry me. "Hey, Marry me! Hey! That's right, marry me! Come on, marry me!"
His name is Mike. I went to high school with him. He's actually quite humorous. And close to a scratch golfer, despite having a less than average golfer's physique.