Auburn

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Beechervol, Oct 1, 2018.

  1. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He was improving each game and the experience of playing this whole year would have been huge for him going into next year. Hate it.
     
  2. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

  4. Butthole

    Butthole Chieftain

    JG needs to use his legs Saturday.
     
  5. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    2nd UT game for me. TRob threw some great rainbows. Great day!
     
  6. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Little Johnny held up his hand in class feverishly waving it back and forth to get the teacher's attention. His teacher looked at little Johnny and reluctantly said, "Yes Johnny, [uck fay] auburn."
     
  7. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I normally am not one to kiss and tell, but the most incredible thing happened last night.

    As many of you know, my wife and I celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary last month, and it has been a wonderful time. But, as things go, and it isn't anyone's fault, but things can get a little stale in bed.

    So last night, there we were, going through the motions, and I decided to take a chance. I said "Hey, baby, will you talk dirty to me."

    "I don't know, Alan, not really my thing."

    "Please..."

    "Oh...ok."

    She grabs my head and turns it and whispers so softly into my ear...

    "[uck fay] Auburn"

    Best sex of my life.
     
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  8. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Just for clarification, her name isn't Auburn, right?
     
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  9. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Would I marry someone named Auburn? [uck fay] Auburn.
     
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  10. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    My man
     
  11. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    I’m hearing from my [uck fay] Auburn coworker that the locker room is splintering over Stidham. Also, the relationship between the OC and Gus isn’t exactly rosy either... apparently there is a blog called “The Athletic” (never heard of it...) that lays it all out and it doesn’t look good for [uck fay] Auburn. I smell a win here, boys...
     
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  12. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Means we lose to [uck fay]ing Auburn by 21 because we cure what ails you.
     
  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    We are cow pox.
     
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  14. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    I think the piece you’re talking about is from Brandon Marcello at 247. He’s a hack. Reminds me of Wes Rucker.

    That’s not to say there aren’t locker room issues. Obviously it’s a problem when all the games you lose are because your pretty boy supposed NFL quarterback can’t stop shitting his pants.
     
  15. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    That's extremely apt.

    Tennessee has become that semi-pro team that Burt Reynolds talks about in the Longest Yard that his team would have scrimmaged to kick the crap out of to get things going right. The Vols are the Mean Machine except they aren't very exciting, colorful, or funny, and they don't win in the end.
     
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  16. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    I believe I am the only one here not to say it, so here goes. [uck fay] Auburn.
     
  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    [uck fay] Auburn and [uck fay] Cole Cubelic

     
  18. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Happy [uck fay] Auburn day, everyone.
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    [uck fay] Auburn.
     
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  20. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    [uck fay] you Auburn
     

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