Butch Jones' Buyout

Mr. President!

 

That sounds slightly unethical.

 

Not until shortly thereafter, Lyle conducts a grueling, nationwide search for the best [dadgum] offensive mind that money can by. Not a stone left unturned, and he lands his guy. Mike ****ing Debord.

More money and more years for Jones. Big money for Debord, who was otherwise unemployed and unwanted. Tennessee allowed this to happen.

 

I'd love for someone to ask Dave Hart who he spoke to in the Michigan AD that espousing interest in Jones.

 

Not only did Jones get a raise and an extension, but his pool of assistant money got a bump, too.

Which some of that went right back to DeBoard.

And DeBoard was acting AD at Michigan when they fired theirs.

 

Edited for correctness.

 

How has the local media not picked up on this fascinating narrative?

Oh yeah, Hyams is still trying to confirm Dooley will be the coach in 2010.

 

Gotta give it to Lyle, the hire has really worked out, thus far.

Both their checks have cleared as I understand it.

 

They know it, but don't want to risk their supply of scraps being cut-off.

UTAD has essentially waged war on the local media, of late.

 

Given the current state of affairs, it seems to me that UTAD needs the media more than the media needs UTAD right now.

 

I'm sure they would really miss a lot from the BJ Cliché parade pressers. Just recycle pretty much any presser of his in the last few years, Cincy included. At some point the media has to grow a set and challenge these morons. Its obvious to anyone without the most orange colored glasses, that the emperor has no clothes.

 

Which is why this ongoing evisceration by national media is so important. The ****er is finally getting called on his bullshit.

 

Ok, here's the deal. The Powerball is now at $301 million. Everyone buy a ticket. Whoever wins simply gives $12 million to buy out butch's contract. It's a win win, problem solved.

 

If I were to hit it, I would announce to the world I had Hart's and Butch's buyout checks in my pocket while I was being interviewed by the local news