What makes this such a great parody is that you have to stop and think for about 5 minutes to decide and do research on the account before you can know if it truly is a parody. That is the best comedy. And you know if Bama had gotten any type of ring, he would be wearing that thing 24/7. Warms my heart he hasn't gotten any hardware while there and that his cancer seems to have infected Bama.
Tua had to come back. There is no way he is draftable without seeing him play on that hip. And it will be interesting to see what kind of shape he is in.
I hear what you're saying ... but ... he's probably going to come back, light it up for a senior season, be a top 3 pick in the draft and go to some shit team where college QBs go to die. Instead of coming out this year, falling to the 2nd round and going to the Patriots, Steelers, Chargers, or somewhere he can sit and learn for a couple years.
If bammer was to win it all, had have a ring. He might use buyout money to pay for it, but he's have a ring. I laugh out loud if they didn't win anything while there, and some of the players or other coaches bought him some BS, towel boy championship ring.
I’d be shocked if Tua returns. Coming back does not guarantee a higher draft position, and there’s no guarantee he makes it healthy through the season. Guy’s now had 2 ankles, a knee, and a hip injury, and is still a first rounder in April. Unless you just love Tuscaloosa, you’ve got to go.
I'm not sure what his draft position would be right now but cant imagine he's falling far enough to make it worth risking another entire season of playing for free
I think the nfl and/or an agent will, no problem. He would be taking a risk coming back, though it may be worth it to him if he loves the place.
Some of y'all believing butchy boy is going to do anything but milk his buyout money has me worried about your mental health and whatnot. That man believes he is owed that money for all of those championships he brought. Who do you folks think he is? BRADY HOKE?