Butch's Excuses for Losing to Arkansas

Gold. All of it.

 

/whisper from off stage by a GA

"pssssst! Coach! You are looking at the wrong paper. Today was a home game!"

"Uhhmm...well, as you know it is critical to think critically in situations like this, and to not get to mired down..."

 

But Butch, we're in Knoxville

 

Really? Let me check my chart.

 

Thank you. I was getting disappointed it hadn't had any comments.

 

your chart. Screw your chart. Get Botch's two headed coin set.

 

Weather. Big time. Especially if there is a delay. Will be spun that we had all the momentum or he felt the momentum shifting right before it and then it was all lost.

 

Weather is the momentum play. Unfortunately for us, Arky gets to play in good weather while we have to battle the elements.

Have our kids even seen rain before?

 

Monday presser..."We were surprised by the amount of rain and field conditions. We are working extra hard this week and practicing with the sprinklers on. We will be ready next time."

 

Paul Fortenberry said Butchs kids caught hell in school this week. And that's really been a surprise to him and his wife.

 

That's low and downright stupid

 

It's not right, but it's not surprising

 

Forgot what a standard deviation is.

 

And then I wake up.

 

46 kids on this roster have never seen saturated air, much less rain.

 

That is the ugly side of this. If I found out my kids were making fun of someone's kids for what the parents did, my kids would catch hell.

 

Yeah it's not good.

 

We are going to be emphasizing the pass today, unfortunately today is not the day to throw 50 times.

 

I'd whip my kid's ass if he or she was caught letting into his kids. That's not right.