Butch's Resume

I just don't understand it, either.

 

It'll work better when the buyout money dries up.

 

It would work better with just Jimmy Sexton's phone number on it.

 

I can't believe Jimmy had seen this document unless he gets his jollies trolling butch, which I'd like to believe is true.

 

In all seriousness, this is one of the worst resumes I've ever seen. Is there no template for (real) Dummies to work from?

 

I still can't believe it's a resume, even by Butch's standards. It looks more like media notes instead of a resume. Horrible.

 

What are you talking about? His resume skills are the product of 100 hours of analytics and testing. He also received texts from many ADs saying how good his resume is.

 

Butch was born this way. Hart is the true villain.

 

Wait is this real? I assumed it was fake.

 

There’s no way it’s real.

 

I don't believe for a second it is real.

It isn't written in crayon.

 

idk those obscure stats look very Butch like. It’s either Butch or someone who can channel Butch.

 

He’s not that hard to caricature

 

I stopped doubting the depth of that guy's ineptitude a while back.

 

Yeah I think people's memories may be fading. He absolutely is capable of having submitted that. Maybe he sent it to Sexton for review and one of his underlings took a snap shot.

 

0.0% chance Sexton ever approves that.

 

Hence why I thought this was a pre-Sexton review draft.

 

I'm treating it like the folks on my Facebook feed treat news. I want it to be real, so it is.

 

The only improvement I might suggest, is it should've been wadded up tossed in a trash can then dug out and smoothed out. It'd been an Italian message ''Butch sleeps with the insignificant''.

 

Butch would do things differently if he could go back

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