Can You Come to America?

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Unimane, Aug 8, 2017.

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  1. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    In. Sheww.
     
  2. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I'm in.

    Can we start a club?
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Obviously working IT at a state school is making me less of an American.
     
  4. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    I'm out. 28. Age hurt me, too.
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    No fabulous quotient measured also hurt.
     
  6. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Ditto
     
  7. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    You guys must all make a lot of money, because I think that is what is holding me back. That or you all won some obscure Olympic medal.

    Edit: nope even with 135000 job I would be short two points. That age shit is stupid.
     
    Last edited: Aug 8, 2017
  8. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    No Buddhists, imo.
     
  9. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    I think more points should be awarded for high school diploma and on. Like 5 for high school, 8 for foreign college, 9 for us college...etc.
     
  10. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    You know, that might be it. I bet if it knows you are a Christan you get another tab and if you select Christian (only answer) you get +45 points?
     
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    In, but I had to leave the wife and kid.

    Oh well, I hear American women are way better anyway.
     
  12. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    I guess we might as well retire, Norris. Apparently we're no longer value-adds in our upper 40s.
     
  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Age and the UT job killing me
     
  14. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Just quote a West Coast salary and ignore cost of living, you're a dirty immigrant, so you'll be living in group home anyway.

    You're easily worth $400k in Silicon Valley.
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Still trying to determine why a foreign degree is better than a American degree.
     
  16. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    27, I'm old and underedumacated.

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  17. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    37....I'm in baby, like Vols in punting formation against Bama. All damn day. Hide your daughters and wives.
     
  18. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    31-35 (barely) - 8
    US Bachelor's - 6
    Fluent in English - 12
    $155,800+ - 13
    No Nobel Peace - 0
    No Olympic Medal - 0
    No foreign currency investments - 0
     
  19. ptclaus98

    ptclaus98 Contributor

    Don't need to take it to know I'm not in
     
  20. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    I don't think that the immigration policy will have different points for varied English speaking ability.
     

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