Celebrity Crush

Anne Hathaway

Seeing her play Catwoman and then Fantine on back to back nights was enough for me, although I do wish she's grow her hair back out.

 

Also a long-standing celeb crush. She's is also looking fantastic again if you haven't seen her lately.

 

Jennifer Aniston.

 

That's mine too. I want to see if I can bounce a quarter off her ass.

 

Nice... Very nice!

 

Aging well.

 

I Just lost every ounce of respect for you. Every last bit. I can't stand her whatsoever or anybody who even remotely likes her.

 

Salma hayek looks as good now as she did 10 years ago. I love her.

Indy, quit lying. Everyone knows you have a thing for Ian McKellen.

 

Janet Reno, Rosie O'Donnell, and Thelma from Scooby Door.

 

Scarlett Johansson. Nice DSL's.

 

I still have a crush on Brett favre.

 

Damn. Got me.

 

Are you am Apt pupil?

 

Eva Mendez and Halley Berry

 

Eva is solid. Halle Berry is hot, but not my type.

 

Racist

 

Sarah Hyland... basically Mila Kunis, but my age.

 

Jennifer Lawrence would be fun

 

What's your point?

 

If you wouldn't have sex with Halle Berry you're either racist or a homosexual.

Which is it?