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Holy crap. An even shittier human with an even better offensive track record just became available! Get on it UT!

 

One less pious, piece of feces in the game. Go away and never come back. Sorry MFer.

 

There's our oc.

 

Nah, UT's plane has been tracked to Guantanamo Bay. Looking to score a Jihadi offensive strategist known for having some really explosive tweaks to the "fumblerooski."

Hopefully they close the deal, don't need another embarrassment like last week when Jared from Subway played us for extra commissary.

 

Would be better than hiring a coach that the world will be infintely better the moment he draws his last breath.

 

Let the clamoring for coaching Svengali Greg Schiano begin in Columbus!!!

 

Call him.

Right now.

And keep calling until there is a restraining order.

 

And ask if his fridge is running?

 

If we're going "best candidate available" argument as a fan base, there's easily a new top target. And it's all about winning.

Pay him 3M a year to be OC. It'll be worth it.

 

I’ll email him posing as a Nigerian businessman needing to park a few million in his bank account until I can flee the country...

 

Not sure a guy with a brain cyst suffering from massive headaches matches that description...

 

Will Healy likely headed to Charlotte. Kinda sad but he can gain some better experience for when he replaces 2x NC Pruitt after he takes an NFL job. IMO JMO IYAM GBFO

 

A Boyd alum as UT head coach would be the last straw

 

Looks like Kingsbury to USC is a done deal.

 

Locksley to Maryland is done.

 

Geoff Collins to Georgia Tech. Seems like a solid choice.

 

If anyone wants to go break some Ole Miss hearts... so I happen to know the Co-DC at Alabama. Have known him since college. I don't pretend to converse with him much, but we do share many common acquaintances that are close to him. Anyway, report have been flying that he verbally agreed to take the DC job at Ole Miss after a multi day pursuit by both Oklahoma and Ole Miss.

Well I found out tonight, that he had turned both schools down, including Ole Miss a second time after they upped the money. At this time, there are still Ole Miss mods/beat guys citing sources that they believe he is the next DC. He currently makes 650K base at Bama. Heard he will get a raise and title promotion at Bama after Ole Miss offered a 3 year deal at 1.5 million per year.

 

Butch to Maryland.
https://247sports.com/college/maryl...yland-Football-Coach-Mike-Locksley-126199699/