Comcast is just mercilessly mercilessly sodomizing me

My wife still has a different last name, however (professional reasons, not some crazy feminazi).

 

My wife does this.

 

whatever justifies your failed masculinity, bro. Lol

 

LTE boogies. My LTE stuff is plenty fast to be functional.

 

I thought about it, but Lois and I decided that changing her last name to Superman would put her in danger.

 

if you go crazy, will we still call you Superman?

 

comcast says; "i'm not the bad guy here, kidb wanted it."

 

Margot Kidder Lois, Teri Hatcher Lois or Erica Durance Smallville Lois?

 

probably not, but you can keep holding his hand.

 

any of those is better than Man of Steel Lois I think

 

gross

 

[video=youtube_share;xqexhzQPYpQ]http://youtu.be/xqexhzQPYpQ[/video]

 

She's either a famous actress, a famous singer, or a crazy feminazi.

 

Tell me more about switching names with your spouse.

Do you keep your same equipment or do they bring out all new shit for her? Do I call em up and raise hell only to cancel and her immediately turn around and sign up online? Is the service guy gonna come out and blow the scheme up? Do I call and say I want to transfer?

My uverse year is this month so I need a plan. I'm happy with them but not opposed to dish or direct. I'll pass on Com****s. Don't know enough about Wow to form an opinion. Charter sucks.

 

If not changing her last name means we can fleece the cable company then I'm all for it. I literally do not give a shit if she legally takes my last name or not.

 

You couldn't keep it retained for her?

 

Not sure, but thanks for asking.

 

I assisted them in the procurement of some subject-matter-limited 20 year monopolies related to said Long Term Evolution. No, never mind. That was Samsung. For Verizon, I just wrote patent applications on some really terrible pseudo-technology and managed to work in names of Tennesse football players. Luckily, VZ's in-house peeps do all the signing of the paperwork, so y'all biznatches won't be able to use the below to identify The Kid, and you'll never know for sure if The Kid even wrote it.

 

It wasn't my best.

 

I was anticipating some banter.