COVID-19 (artist formerly known as Wuhan strain novel Corona virus)

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by IP, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Got it. People having sex with dogs caused corona virus. Just like AIDS.
     
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  2. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Bat soup and monkey sex got us here. Confirmed.
     
  3. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Whats the situation in Hong Kong looking like? Have the protests halted because of the virus? Havent been paying attention.
     
  4. IP

    IP It's just business.

    monkey meat. HIV made the jump through butchering monkey
     
  5. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    That’s only a theory. And actually it’s thought that the monkeys gave it to the chimps and then the chimps to the humans. Although there is a rarer strain of human HIV that may have come directly from monkeys. So there could have been all kinds of perverse stuff happening.
     
  6. IP

    IP It's just business.

    perverse? I think the whole "somebody [uck fay]ed a monkey" stuff is just bullshit trying to link a disease to a sin. an effort to make it seem like a divine judgement.
     
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I think people probably just think of sexual transmission when discussing a sexually transmitted disease.
     
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  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Which is a really effective way to get people to kill themselves--categorize it so that they don't consider that it is actually a fluids transmitted disease, and then they can share needles. And viola. One fewer.
     
  9. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    An expert from Uganda once warned that you can get it from solids, too.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    What is the solid?
     
  11. IP

    IP It's just business.

    I'm guessing feces.
     
  12. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I consider that a bodily fluid.

    But we could still classify it as a "Human FAST" disease or "Human fluid and solid transmittable" disease.
     
  13. IP

    IP It's just business.

    I agree, but when you get down to it if you swallowed someone else's tooth, it was the fluid on it that would infect you and not the enamel. So I am not sure what "solid" there is that would be infectious without fluids doing the transmission on a microscopic level.
     
  14. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

  16. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    It’s pretty high level stuff. Was hoping IP could dumb it down for us.
     
  17. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

  18. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I’ve talked to handful of people with friends, relatives, business contacts, etc. in China. They all have been told that the numbers are massively under reported.
     
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  19. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Thick like Quaker Oats. AKA chubby.

    My contact over there, Wei Tu Lo, agrees
     
  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Under reported on infection or death, or both? Cause the numbers right now are like 2% death to infection.
     

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