Currie's first test

Currie fired Winterbotham, the tennis coach. For those tracking at home, he's dropped off recently, but we had a legit top 10 program for several years under him.

Just going to be interesting to see the quality hire he makes here.

 

Andre Agassi or gtfo

 

John Mcenroe or no one.

 

Package deal with Stefi Graff ftw.

 

Shut down tennis, apply the $40k for tennis coach toward hitman for Butch Jones.

 

Sounds like racketeering.

 

I like the fact that he's trigger happy. Maybe he told the search committee that it's his plan to clean house and that's why they hired him. I can hope.

 

The only logical post in this thread.

 

Well he certainly has a lot of failed programs from which to choose.

 

A 40k hitman? What's he gonna do, deliver him Krispy Kreme donuts every morning?

 

I bet if the season goes of the rails Sab will do it for 20K and a lifetime subscription to Rivals.

 

Sab may be tempted by 7 minutes in a dark room with the poor recruit that is on an unofficial visit without his parents. Fast twitch.

 

He would then commemorate the event by creating an avatar for said recruit.

 

Remember that time I jerked you off? That was awesome, bro.

 

Here's your avatar of me doing it.

 

Didn't he live on Signal Mountain in Chattanooga at one point?

 

I was hoping for more sizzle.

Maybe some animated wrist action?

 

We'd hire Butch, and he'd miss.

 

I envisioned the words, "Five Star FAP" emblazoned in flame font.