I don’t want to just eat country ham by itself but if you find the right gas station. It makes a damn good ham biscuit
Our landlord in college was Vice President of the first Tennessee bank in cookeville. As such a position he was on a bunch of other boards like the farm bureau. He invited us to the Putnam county farm bureau annual member dinner. As poor broke college students we didn’t pass up getting half drunk and the free meal. They did a bunch of door prizes but the main one was a whole country ham. I won the damn thing. Everyone old person in that room had a look that could kill you as I walked up to get it.
I won't eat ham. I won't eat it on a train, I won't eat it in the rain. I won't eat it in a house and I won't eat it with a mouse. I won't it on a box and I won't eat it a fox. I won't eat it here, and I won't eat it there, I won't eat it anywhere. I do not like ham, Sam-I-Am.
Ham is an inferior meat. It’ll do if there is neither turkey nor beef to be had. Or olive loaf. People who prefer ham over turkey should be deported. People who eat ham instead of turkey for Thanksgiving or Christmas should be stoned to death. None of you should be allowed food opinions because they all suck - Pal’s, chicken, sweet cornbread, etc.
