David Ubben Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by lylsmorr, Aug 5, 2018.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I just want to kill the weeds underneath it. Thats all.
     
  2. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Used motor oil.
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    11 and 13 year old pissing on the bed.
     
  4. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Preen (I think) makes mulch with weed killer. It’s not perfect, but better than that with out.
     
  5. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I just got a bunch of rubber mulch for kid’s play area. Debating whether or not to use it all over.
     
  6. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Solarize it.
     
  7. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    This guy is making bank off of pine needles and I've got a pine tree I'm considering having cut down because I'm tired of the needles.
     
  8. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I hose my beds down with weed killer once a month. Just gets old.
     
  9. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    I’m actually about ready to just embrace the weeds, learn to love them and let them grow. It’s a helluva lot cheaper than trying to kill them...
     
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  10. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    No manscaping.

    (Mark savage orange off the wish list)
     
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  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    I shave about 1/2 and inch off of my beard under my eyes and my neck. That is all the manscaping I can stand
     
  12. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Don’t lie to the people, Alan. That butthole is pristine.
     
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  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Shhhh.
     
  14. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Member

    Ubben is evidently on VN. Someone should invite him
     
  15. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Aight Moderator

    Someone PM him
     
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  16. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    He's on the Twit, someone needs to slide in those DMs.
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Oh god, someone restrain NYY!!!
     
  18. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Member

    Norris your beard is really high to,only be an inch below your eyes.
    That's kinda [uck fay]ed up. No offense.
     
  19. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I think NYY prefers sliding in BMs.
     
  20. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    I was going to post this on the mod board, but might as well here:

    We need to start an annual award for best college football journalism, and give the first one to Ubben. Mail him a plaque.
     

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