Detroit's Satanic Statue

http://time.com/3972713/detroit-satanic-statue-baphomet/

 

It is, uh, something.

 

Becoming a Satanist is like becoming a Florida/Alabama football fan: you do it just to piss off your parents.

 

Fitting for Detroit

 

Is that Mr. Tumnus?

 

seems to be saying, "smell my fingers."

 

"Guess who I did last night"

 

Go forth and concur the world and spill the blood of the innocence

 

I saw a news clip of the unveiling. Two shirtless dudes (unless a leather strap counts as a shirt) pulled back the covering, then made out in front of the statue. Don't these satanists know that it is 2015? They're going to have to do something other than make out to freak people out and get that "omg, satanism!" reaction.

 

weren't they the folks who coined the term "wilding" (meaning vandalizing, basically) after the tigers or red wings won a championship?

i love a good euphemism!