Don't tweet at (or DM) recruits

This whole thing is starting to feel scammy. You people just trying to get him a UT offer aren't you?

You heard the conspiracy here first.

 

UT got the one kicker in the state who might be better than him.

 

It's a good cover. For the plot.

 

Feel like that's a paradox.

 

[dadgum], you're right

 

Late to this thread, but good Lord that was a bloodbath.

I felt bad once the kid's dad had to approach a forum for mercy.

 

I didn't. Lil punk got what he deserved. We should have turned wrath upon dad.

 

I bet he also brings his guitar to parties

 

I bet JQK does that too.

 

so did he get issued a Code Red?

 

I don’t go to parties

 

A gathering is just another word for "church party."

 

I don’t go to “gatherings” either

 

Because people don't invite you?

 

Because nobody has them any more

 

Ah, I took it as a general, not specific to a time frame. A time frame that was hereto unknown to almost everyone alive.

 

You try too hard

 

I rather think I succeed too hard.

 

Update - the kid ended up committing to Cut at Duke.