Eaten Alive...by an Anaconda

New reality show will feature man willingly eaten and swallowed by anaconda

What. The. [uck fay].

Why...?

 

I didn't read the link, so... What happens to the anaconda after he is swallowed? Do they just kill it and cut him out? If so, that seems ****ed up.

 

Won't the anaconda strangle him to death first

 

Apparently wearing some special suit. Allegedly.

 

That's the hook, apparently. You have to tune in to find out.

 

I think that is what the suit is for. But if the snake can't constrict him, I am wondering if it won't eat him.

 

That's really screwed up. Poor snake, being fed a grown man under false pretenses.

 

Allegedly, its already filmed and both the guy and snake are still alive. Allegedly.

 

Big deal, I've seen this happen to NYY. Twice.

 

No. No. No. No. No.

NY swallows the snake.

 

spit roast.

 

They wouldn't admit to killing it if they did.

 

If I ran into a snake that large and had the means, that ****er is dead. Then, after changing my drawers, I'd shout that from the rooftops, and I wouldn't care what anyone thought about it.

 

Killing a snake doesn't necessarily make you an *******. Catching a snake, manipulating it into eating a man, then killing it makes you an *******.

 

I'm actually ok with killing a snake like that pretty much anytime.


Yep. I'm an *******.

 

I can make a snake disappear.

 

I thought an anaconda couldn't get its jaws over a grown man's shoulders.

 

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, Hun.

 

Beat me to it

 

When I was in Iquitos, Peru, I actually got to hold a Yellow Anaconda, which is smaller than the Green Anaconda. Seriously, those ****ers are like one giant muscle and strong as hell. I can't imagine letting one try to squeeze and swallow me just for a TV shot.