Ending of Butch's press conference

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Sep 25, 2017.

  1. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    No, you play with all 4 1s but the rook is the highest trump. Worth 20.
     
  2. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Rook sucks. I'd rather get thrown out of a moving automobile than play Rook.
     
  3. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Negative Nancy
     
  4. Volsfan458

    Volsfan458 Member

    Nah. Rook low is better. You can bid and be in the game without the Rooker, but you have to be careful it's not crossed on you.
     
  5. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    This is the only way to play Rook.
     
  6. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Not surprised.


    Not one bit.


    Oh, and that moving automobile thing...I'm sure we can grant your request...
     
  7. Volguy1971

    Volguy1971 Sith Lord

    To quote a JayVols family member "If you ain't got the cards, you don't bid." I believe those were the exact words.
     
  8. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Well, at least there's 2 others besides me up in here not committing Rook blasphemy.
     
  9. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    just not much of a card player period. but i hate rook especially.
     
  10. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Yep.

    This was said after I asked Aunt Rosie if she minded to go set (because I had an "eh" hand & really wanted to look at the middle & call trumps). Dear sweet loving Aunt Rosie, who made the most delicious chess pies and rolls you could ever eat, gently responded, "YES INDEED I DO!!!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS, YOU DON'T BID!!!"


    After that, I just sheepishly said, "pass".
     
  11. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Does it matter which variation. It’s trump count vs table.
     
  12. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    I'm in the club, too.
     
  13. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    He pissed on the Dude's rug?
     
  14. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    You guys are all confused, there are two rooks, and they move horizontally and vertically.
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Shut the **** up, Donny!
     
  16. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Never. Ever. Gets old
     
  17. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    You're just an SG, bro.
     
  18. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    And worth 5 points each (usually).
     
  19. awebb7

    awebb7 Contributor

    Did he not have a press conference today?
     
  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    He did have one
     

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