My wife put a pork roast in the crockpot last night. It was my job to pull the meat off, to make BBQ. Well I sent her a text saying,"I'm pulling my meat out of the crockpot"! I think I made her wet her pants! (with pee) that didn't look right either.
Gotta get your mind right, pastor. I know what you mean though. I will slip into dirty sounding things at the worst moments. Freudian slips for me, I guess