Faux Pelini Question

I go to bojangles every morning and eat alone. Everyone is nice because I’m a regular. Which means they don’t tell me to stop when I start jacking off in the booth.

 

I eat alone at a bar a couple times a week. I do not jerk it while there though.

 

You’re doing it wrong.

 

This I don't mind doing. I like sitting at a bar by myself enjoying a good meal and drink while watching some sports.

 

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