I'm glad this isn't a night game. I'd die before it got here. I'm ready to run through a damned brick wall.
Been drinking since Tuesday. Did the game happen yet? Actually should be getting started in about an hour.
No calls from work, but the family event coordinator informed me my daughter has a 12:15 soccer game. Drinking to follow. Just set up the DVR, game is on the SEC network down here.
Couple beers and a strong pour of tequila and oj in. Scrounging around the house for random alcohol is acceptable at 7 am on gameday.