Fitzgerald Probably Gone

I just hope whoever we hire, that he requires a multimillion dollar renovation of our facilities before he leaves next offseason.

 

Brings in pilates equipment and yoga mats.

 

It's not like they can install a new system

 

As long as they donate the workout equipment where 5 star players are

 

Not sure I would want them to either. It seems to be working well.

 

I mean, if it's going to happen, this is as good of time as any.

 

We'll hire someone with a contract that stipulates we pay him 3 years salary up front, and then he'll die of coronavirus before he ever leads the first workout. At least that's Jimmy Sexton's dream.

 

Sexton would cough into his mouth himself

 

Sounds like AJ Artis is the leading internal candidate.

 

Who?

 

Fitzgerald's right hand man

 

You know, always makes me wonder about the left hand man. Why is he so bad at his job that he never gets picked? Has working from home clouded my ability to not think about weird shit?

 

That sounds like it would be a Mitch Hedberg skit.

 

The guy that will forever by known as HJ Fartis if he doesn't kill it here.

 

Pretty sure they'd made a habit out of hiring the left hand guy with Dooley and Lyle Allen.

 

If Pruitt wants to continue with Fitzgerald’s system, and I assume he does, then promoting Artis makes a lot of sense.

 

Any chance Pruitt reaches out to Cochran? Would be the ultimate troll job on Georgia.

 

Smart and Cochran are best friends. Not gonna happen.

 

Fake news. No one could be friend with Smart.

 

And if they truly are his friend, then we don't want them as they are dumb as a bag of hammers.