Fitzgerald

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by BigOrangeBeech, Dec 18, 2018.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Same. Groves’ shenanigans are some of the best shenanigans.
     
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  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Thank God, my son doesn't have to walk around naked.
     
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  3. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He wasn't leaving for the money, raise or not.
     
  4. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Ya, we aren't replacing his quality easily or cheaply so this is a no-brainer to show him some love. One can talk about buy outs, but the raise now is the right move.
     
  5. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

  6. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Hey, I hope they told him he can get whatever he needs and their doors are open to him.
     
  7. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    The Trooper Taylor of S&C coaches. Just runs around waving a towel.
     
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  8. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Make him the highest paid S&C coach.
     
  9. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Why?
     
  10. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Because bananas make you [uck fay]ing huge. Have you ever seen a small ass gorilla?
     
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  11. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    Being able to attract and more importantly, retain top shelf coaches is a sure sign that we’re on the path back to respectability in the SEC. I get that Maryland isn’t exactly elite but we were able to fend off another program that wanted to poach our staff. We’ll probably go through this again next year but if we can hang on to the folks we have then I expect we’ll see dividends in the recruiting department also...
     
  12. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Could I interest you in some Amway products? Perhaps some Herbalife?
     
  13. YankeeVol

    YankeeVol Member

    He's staying
     
  14. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    He had olinemen that could bench press a house but couldn't run 20 yards.

    Conditioning? No, just bench and squats
     
  15. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    If you feared losing him, you should both reward his loyalty and further insulate yourself from the next attempt.

    Cash - to him, and on his buyout - should do both.
     
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  16. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Bananas are native to southeast Asia and indonesia, and were introduced to Africa by Muslim merchants in the middle ages. Gorillas are only in Africa. They don't naturally eat bananas.

    This came up on this forum before, but I don't mind keeping the record straight.
     
  17. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Nobody can have any fun around here
     
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  18. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    Advocare, Scentsy or GTFO!!
     
  19. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    But, have you ever seen a small ass gorilla?
     
  20. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Learning IS fun.
     

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