Fitzgerald

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by BigOrangeBeech, Dec 18, 2018.

  1. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    I bet you’re fun at parties.
     
  2. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    I've never seen a small ass on new coach's momma but I don't hear anyone blaming bananas for that one.
     
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  3. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    You sucked the first time you did.
     
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  4. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    Depends on which kind of banana we’re talking about here...
     
  5. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    Looks like I pissed off Big Banana again.
     
  6. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    It’s a Fitz quote. Most people know gorillas don’t eat bananas naturally. That’s why it’s fun, IP.

    Let us live.
     
  7. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    A banana is technically a berry. I just want you to know that.
     
  8. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Thanks for the fun fact, Sheldon.
     
  9. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    Lulz! One of my favorite quotes:

    “Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit...
    Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad”
     
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    tld;dr IP blames all of Africa's problems on Muslims.
     
  11. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    She’s a banana eater. Bananas make you [uck fay]ing huge. Get your shit together, science boy.
     
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  12. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    I blame all of their banana-related problems on them, yes. I credit them for the banana benefits.
     
  13. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    I bet this fruit dust up is about to get sent over to the ‘Dome any minute now...
     
  14. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I mean somebody has keep the record straight on bananas and I don't see anyone else stepping up to the plate.
     
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  15. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Disillusional Vol fan

    The Bible makes no mention of bananas...

    There!! That ought to do it.
     
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  16. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Bananas are a gateway fruit. It's how it all starts.
     
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  17. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Agreed and I am sure they did. We have given him full power on what he wants to do at UT. Money doesn't seem to be an issue.
     
  18. VOLinDAWGland

    VOLinDAWGland Contributor

    Bananas are a communist plot pushed by democrats to destroy America.
     
  19. VOLinDAWGland

    VOLinDAWGland Contributor

    They are tasty with peanut butter.
     
  20. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Active Member

    To homosexuality
     

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