Golf

Gotta be honest, though, a fall Masters has me all kinds of excited.

 

i expected it anyway

 

I hope you guys follow cpg. 14 minute mark is just unreal

 

Would rather attend an Ann Coulter book reading narrated by a drunk Tenny D than consume a single second of Jason Whitlock content.

 

Wow, that's a good way to tell if someone is serious about something.

 

Cpg is a great twitter follow for people who like creative humor and for people who dont take everything so seriously.

 

I have no idea who cpg is. I just thought it was an interesting comment from Dooz about Whitlock.

 

His post conference after his diarrhea round is damned hilarious.

 

He has pulled me out of a many midday funk. Milf Masters results, course conditions. The socks with sandles. He makes me laugh.

 

Good piece on DeChambeau -

https://theathletic.com/2187119/2020/11/11/the-early-years-of-bryson-dechambeau/

Side note, Quinn is probably the best sportswriter the KNS has ever employed, even if it was for a very short time.

 

I don’t mind Bryson, really. I like that he thinks outside the box, is different from your typical country club cookie cutter (alliteration much) pro golfer.

I understand how he can rub people the wrong way sometimes, with his hyper focus and generally gruff personality.

I think he should probably lay off the rules officials a little more when they tell him something he doesnt want to hear, but he certainly isn’t the first nor will he be the last.

 

I also am dying to get to a tournament to see this drive of his on the range.

 

Hes a beast for sure. Better win now. That torque and beef is meant for a short run but coold be a nasty little run if so. Imo, something is gonna pop, especially if he just so happens to have taken roids.

 

I just hate the way he plays golf. That swing is ugly as [uck fay], pound it as far as you can with no apparent care for shape or location (other than down the middle). Maybe I haven't watched enough of his game, but reminds me of gorilla baseball.

I like art and shot shaping, not just Happy Gilmore the [uck fay] out of it and pitch and putt.

 

The best part about golf is there is almost no wrong way to do it. There’s ways that are better to much better to do it, but I don’t hold it against him for finding a way that works for him.

 

I love watching him. What he's doing right now is insane. I can't WAIT to see how he attacks the par 5s this week.

 

There is a wrong way to do it, and that's how I do it.

 

Imagine playing tips at longest courses youve seen, and having no more than a 7 iron to be on in 2.

 

The last time I played I drank a lot and turned into the intoxicated DD for the back 9 because I was playing like shit.

 

I will say this, a fall Masters has me amped up. I made need to take some saltpeter to get rid of the erection. That works, right?