A few from a favorite of mine: - There are two types of people. Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him. - I'm saiiiillllling. I'm.....sailing. - You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's NEVER gone!
I'm convinced our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it! I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in. Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!
From Waiting - if you've never seen this movie it's highly underrated IMO and has a lot of great dialogue. One of my favorite quotes: Women trouble Amy? I just don't know what would compel a person to be such a total [itch bay] to a perfect stranger. Maybe she was abused as a child.... God I [uck fay]ing hope so.
"Can you drive a six inch nail through a 2x4 with your penis?" "Not right now." "A girl has to have her standards."
"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing" "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
You're so money, and you don't even know it. Cocktails first. Questions later. Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening? What do you drive? All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the asshole! I'm the asshole!
I‘ll bet I’ve seen 80%+of IMDb’s Top 200 films and I haven’t recognized a single quote for about 2 pages now. Y’all’s taste in both movies and quotes is shit.