When is it permissible for a grown man to dance? 1. Upon the grave of an unworthy enemy. 2. With women under 5 or over 95. (1 dance per 24 contiguous hours) 3. Endzone, immediately after having scored the game-winning touchdown against most hated rival. (Quick, spontaneous, celebratory) 4. When you're named Roy Acuff, and you're on Opry stage, playing fiddle. (On Opry stage, playing fiddle) 5. Your or daughter's wedding (1 dance, bride). 6. Carnival, Rio de Jenario 7. When you are so inebriated as to be at imminent risk of long-term, irreversible and serious injury or death. (Toxicological evidence required to be submitted within 48 hours upon request of another grown-asked man and/or war tribunal) Otherwise, you're merely signaling the presence of much larger - albeit subconsciously repressed - and undecided life choices, IMO. Am I missing any?
Are you missing any? You are missing IT totally my friend. Do not fear ridicule or worry about what anyone thinks. If you feel like dancing, dance like a fool.
