Happy Birthday, 8th

I believe this is the day shit went down.

 

I've always wondered who the guy was in your avatar, also, how do you get an avatar with motion?

Oh and happy birthday 8th, I'm reminded of the Geroge Carlin bit about wishing Mickey Mouse a happy birthday as I wrote that.

 

This is the song my wife's family play on birthdays

http://youtu.be/KUtnSGyqpm4

I'm on my phone, hope it works

 

Alles Gute 8th

 

Watch the original Planet of the Apes. Heston's character reminds me of what IP would be like in space.

Oh, and a Happy Birthday, 8th!

 

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

This site was established and endures for a singular reason - its members.

Thanks to you guys for being here, and contributing.

Thanks also to the mods for making everything work, be it known or unknown to most.

It's all very much appreciated.

 

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

I enjoy my time around here...for the most part. Thanks to those who made it happen!

 

Feliz cumple, octavo! Espero que su día es más festiva!

 

You should've been born a day sooner

 

Careful, GCB - if President Obama's NSA is monitoring this site (and how could they not be?), they're going to quickly realize that you are one of "The Gays", and mistakenly assume that your presence amongst a bunch of "xenophobic" "bible-thumping" redneck homophobic racists - represents an imminent e-hate crime in the making.

And he'll direct a crack squad of e-Seals (read: MoveOn.org mods) to intervene on your behalf, so as to secure your "freedom" from this site, by using all manner of non sequiturs, half-truths, snarky passive aggressiveness and nonsensical bluster. If successful, you'll be bused to some safely remote part of the country (read: where you have no knowledge or aide of any kind), with a piece of paper telling you to report to a courthouse in 3 weeks, and after handing you a phone to use "in case of emergencies".

If you do find that this is a rather emergency-type situation, and use the phone, you may be surprised to find that the only number it can dial is the AFL-CIO headquarters, whereby you will have to agree to join the Union of Victimized Gays as a necessary first-step toward gaining either aide or assistance and even then, at a cost of 10% of the income which you no longer have, but are only promised to maybe ever see. Later, at some point in the future. Maybe.

Welcome to America.

 

[video=youtube;iyAaSo5Dewk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAaSo5Dewk[/video]

 

LOL and yikes! I may need to follow IP's example but take a larger hiatus in order to protect myself, if not already too late.

 

<insert 8th maxim penis cake>.........

 

Thanks for telling me you changed the locks at the gallon burg spot again. I was so embarrassed yesterday.

 

Taylor from Beneath the Planet of the Apes

 

How many of those movies are there? I've only seen the original.

 

You're confusing me for NYY.

 

Yall can thank Voldad for me being here.
He went internet stalking to pull it off.