"Hushpuppies, Daddy"

The Smokey and The Bandit thread. Post your favorite lines.

Well the more wheels they got the better I like it. I'm the brother of a truck driving boogity boogity boogity.

 

Honestly, almost every Buford Justice line in the movie.

 

Same.

 

I took a cinema class in high school and we were assigned a project to make a movie. Naturally, my friends and I made a remake of Smokey and The Bandit, which led to us doing some pretty dangerous and illegal things around Knoxville. My '97 lifted two door tahoe substituted reasonably well for a Trans Am.

 

I know I'll probably take a gorilla beating for this, but I've never seen the movie.

 

Hey boy! Where's Sheriff Branford!

I AM Sheriff Branford.

Oh... For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio.

 

Just go watch it, it's well worth it

 

Explains why you are a Patriots fan.

 

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

 

This guy is not wrong.

 

Don't you hear good? I said I'm in high speed pursuit !!

The fact that you are in pursuit is not germane to the situation

The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it !!

 

"Shut yo' aaaaaassss."

 

Decorating a whole town up at a cost of $40.

 

I think I'm in love with your belt buckle.

 

My personal favorite.

 

This one is up there, too.

Don't forget the follow-up line, "Nice ass!"

 

Breathing exercise for calming is priceless

 

Ok.

Just giving up. I'll ride with BPV an 'em on this.

 

Funny as hell.

 

"oof."