I Have Found the Perfect VN Post.

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Unimane, Sep 16, 2014.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    That's unreal. Wow. Like calling John Adams a Tory.
     
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  2. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    He did defend those British soldiers in court......
     
  3. limpleg

    limpleg He gone. No, really.

    the poster who started that thread is a retired drill sergeant who now works at Bass Pro Shops. The line on his rod is kinked a little.
     
  4. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    That's a fair point, but what really struck me is this person apparently thinking that's the one thing we lacked
     
  5. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Holla!

    Love ya boo!
     
  6. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    'Cause I'm an old fart?
     
  7. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Not old. I did picture you being roughly 18-22 and possibly holding beer in one hand and fighting Sab off with the other.

    You need to come back again.
     
  8. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    The beer part fits. I'm going to try to make the next one for sure.
     
  9. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    So you aren't an actual cameltoe? Disappointing.
     
  10. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    You definitely wouldn't want to see my cameltoe.
     
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  11. MWR

    MWR Contributor

    Might as well give it a shot:

    Maybe it will occur to him that he indeed hasn't written the perfect VN post
    so he will sat down and added another paragraph to this post
    And he posted it and after reading it Uni realized
    That DS had written the perfect VN post.

    And I felt obliged to post it here
    It reads like this here



    Croom looked drunk on the play in the endzone
    Like a prisoner trying to escape in the rain
    He looked like he'd been ran over by an Oklahoma pick-up truck
    ‘cause Butch made him ride back home on an old freight train.
     
  12. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    I have been crying for 10 min. Sometimes the truth is expressed in such a way that your soul is moved...to laughter. I cannot begin to express the depth of truth you spoke in your 6 Truths of Vol Fan Ignorance. I have no powers on the 8th, but I literally take a knee in your honor.
     
  13. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    I really don't know how to express the poetic humiliation of this Norman Rockwell rendition of "DDIAPOS, Stooley Dinks Tribute to Barbara". I discovered the 8th too late for any of you to really know the depth of my humiliation during the DDIAPOS years...but my therapy can truly be expressed in this pic.
     
  14. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    That's a real gem. I wonder if that guy is trolling. My brain just can't fathom that 200K+ years of natural selection has allowed for the existence of such an individual. Intelligence isn't the only sexually selectable trait, but it's certainly one of several, yes? And yet that guy is alive and legally permitted to reproduce. It just makes me sad.
     
  15. DarthVisor

    DarthVisor Active Member

    VN is approaching Cocky Talk levels of stupidity.
     
  16. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    Just to add to this gem, later in the thread he defended himself by saying he "had 21 likes" (and growing). Awesome.
     
  17. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Solid mwr
     
  18. limpleg

    limpleg He gone. No, really.

    You guys have a lot of members here and a couple of smart people. Surprised to see ya'll still talking about VN so much. Do you really care that a veteran with a few years left is excited?
     
  19. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Posting is caring? Don't be silly.

    We post here for entertainment. That sort of absurdity provides it.
     
  20. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    It's not really about "VN", as few here frequent that site, but "stupidity", instead, and that which always gets a laugh, here.

    And "VN" doesn't have the market cornered on stupidity, at least not yet, as it exists elsewhere, too.

    For example, "You".
     

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