If Bortles Is First QB Drafted

Discussion in 'Sports' started by kidbourbon, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain

    It will just confirm everything I already thought about the NFL.


    #ifitaintbroke
     
  2. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Bortles is a product of the same hype machine that brought you Blaine Gabbert.
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I think Bortles can be pretty good if he goes to the right coach. I think he needs a lot of work, but if he could learn under a guy like O'Brien for a year before being tossed out there as the starter, he'll be an above average QB.

    I never thought Gabbert would do shit.

    Teddy Bridgewater is going to struggle at first, because he doesn't have a cannon arm. NFL defenses are a lot faster than Big East defenses, but I think he'll be okay in time.

    Personally, I think Manziel will be a guy that gives his head coach a stroke. He'll do something amazing and the next snap do something completely retarded, a lot like Mike Vick.
     
  4. smokysbark

    smokysbark Chieftain

    I'd honestly rather have Garropolo or Carr late in the second round than any of the "Big 3" prospects in the first round.
     
  5. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    [h=2]A stats comparison of (most) draft eligible QBs from 2011-2014. [/h]
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    Last edited: Apr 24, 2014
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Teddy and AJ just win
     
  7. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    AJ will be taken by New England in late Rd 2 or 3.
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Will he get the Boston skyline tattooed on his back?
     
  9. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    One of these days Johnny Manziel, Chip Kelly, and Mike Leach are going to be in the same room.

    And that room will be kidbourbon's sex dungeon.
     
  10. smokysbark

    smokysbark Chieftain

    Jesus gets a BoSox hat.
     
  11. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain


    FIFY
     
  12. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain

    AJ? Ha!
     
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    That was a joke. Look at the winning percentages involnerable posted
     
  14. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    The only person to play more than one year and have fewer att/g is Tebow. Tebow averaged 12+ more carries a game.
    The only people to average fewer rushing attempts were Bradford, Moore, & Weeden (Who had 6, 7, & 17 more pass attempts/g, respectively).

    McCarron was definitely a "Don't **** this Up" QB as opposed to a "Go win it for us" QB.
     
  15. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I would take Bortles way over Gabbert. That guy wasn't even good in college. Brad Smith was without question better and he had to switch to WR.
     
  16. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I think Bortles can be a pretty good qb.
     
  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    He was the Trent Dilfer of college qbs
     
  18. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain

    Yeah, I figured it was a joke.

    I wasn't able to digest much of the chart invol posted. I was scared away by its girth.
     
  19. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain

    I'm not saying Bortles sucks. I don't think he sucks. I just think -- and confidently so -- that both Teddy and JFF are better than him. Somebody who watched college football and comes to a contrary opinion has outsmarted themselves into full retardation.
     
  20. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Chieftain

    Captain Obvious saves the day.
     

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