I'm really excited about the Debord hire

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by countvolcula, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    Plus Debord is bald which is another quality Butch really likes.
     
  2. Jersey8

    Jersey8 Member

    Gotta have continuity, right?
     
  3. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    So Butch is being a friend to Debord. This amounts to him doing his friend an enormous favor, so from a personal perspective that's the only possible way this mess could be construed as having 'good'. In every other aspect this is a disastrous hire. He's taking care of his buddy to the detriment of UT, and it's perplexing.
     
  4. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Well there you have it, all we have to do is develop another Charles Woodson so we can fully utilize Debord's expertise. It is now clear what Jones is up to that sly fox. Hired a niche OC to just coordinate offensive plays by the defense. What an astounding innovation, and you guys with no imagination just cannot see the trees for the forest. I think that's right, isn't it? I cannot wait to see the look on all your faces when he announces his choice for full time OC. Probably coming any minute now.
     
  5. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    Cam Sutton Heisman Campaign confirmed.
     
  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    It all makes sense. Holy cow!
     
  7. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    I didn't disclose the "rest of the story". Do not want to overload everyone's limited out of the box thinking, but I am by the phone waiting on my buddy Lyle's call.
     
  8. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    Jones could piss in their mouth and they would say its Koolaid
     
  9. MWR

    MWR Contributor

    I posted this somewhere on VN. I wonder if that will make me a hero there?
     
  10. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    When we're on the opponent's 5 yard line and come out with this wild formation involving a tailback, a fullback and a quarterback under center-- all in a straight line and a cheer goes up from Jay's section of the stands-- and cram it down the opponent's throat, y'all are gonna eat these words. Just wait.
     
  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    And I will gladly eat my words along with a hefty helping of crow. In fact, I will purchase enough crow for every member of the 8th to consume.

    And all the while I will be cheering my head off.
     
  12. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    If DeBoard attempts that, Butch will fire him on the spot.
     
  13. Cameltoes

    Cameltoes Contributor

    Unfortunately, you're probably right.
     
  14. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    15-0 is what we get this year boys and girls. You heard it here first.
     
  15. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Oldvol, I need you to pit the computer down and go to the ER now. Ask them for a CT scan, stat.
     
  16. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    I'm going full Sunshine Pumper!
     
  17. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    I'll have what he's having bartender
     
  18. syndicate

    syndicate Well-Known Member

    I heard there is a sniper on top of the opposite press box to handle that for butch.
     
  19. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    A man your size can do as he pleases.
     
  20. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Ha. He said pump her.
     

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