It was a CFA bag, not McDonalds

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by CardinalVol, Nov 24, 2022.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  2. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Dammit, it will always be a McDonald's bag to me! It just fits better.
  4. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

  5. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Cheat with class
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  6. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    Chick-Fil-A is missing a golden opportunity by not cashing in on this. Have one of their dumb commercials with the couch. Pruitt is sitting there saying how he noticed parents of one of his players struggling and gave them some cash. Parents smile and say some nice things, then the camera pans away as they're all eating chicken nuggets.
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  7. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    "Pruitt went to his car, where he had cash, and gave her the either $300 or $400 in a Chick-fil-A bag because "it was the human thing, the right thing to do," Pruitt told investigators during a March 7, 2022 interview. His statement in that regard is the lone proof for the cash payment, according to the document. The money in a Chick-fil-A bag was "to assist with other expenses," while evidence suggested Pruitt previously supplied $3,000 to assist with outstanding medical bills."

    hard to hate on the guy for having a heart. Just wish he'd have had a brain too. Our very own Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz, not Batman).
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  8. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    This actually makes me like him more. Wish we would have just given him his damn buyout and not aired out all this.
  9. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Was he able to keep the fries in the bag hot?
  10. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I'm guessing the cash would have made for pretty good insulation, but it wouldn't have allowed them to breathe. They probably wound up warm but soggy.
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  11. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    [uck fay] that dumbass mother[uck fay]er.
  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Pruitt, it seems, is one of two people. If you are one of his guys, he will storm the gates of hell for you. If you aren't then you are just an unneeded annoyance.
  13. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Meh, I'd imagine him giving the money was a lot more about keeping the mama of a 4/5 star player happy than about mama needing surgery. I highly doubt the "stop by my office" offer would be extended to the family of every player on the team.
  14. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He learned that from Propst
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  15. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Chieftain

    I think this is accurate but I also want to add...

    1. A lot of the people who he treated as a source of unneeded annoyance were the people that Heupel seemed to make a priority from day 1.

    2. Those aforementioned people saw that idiot treat the likes of Byron De'vinner like they were royalty.
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  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I never said he was smart.
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  17. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    He was just doing what they do at Alabama and Georgia which is what we hired him to do. Obviously he was too dumb to pull it off.
  18. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    He recruited all these offensive guys Heupel has had success with.
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  19. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Chieftain

    They were a part of the recruiting classes that signed while he was HC but I don't believe he did a lot regarding the recruitment on that side of the ball minus the Martin QB. I could be wrong though.
  20. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    How does “I crooted lotsa them guys” help him on the world poker circuit?
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