I've always wanted to __________ but can't because...

Nashville to St. Louis to Kansas City, drive another couple hours and you are in Tornado Alley.

 

Always wanted to go back to find various professors and kick their asses now that they can't kick me out of school. Can't because... Hmmm. Be right back.

 

I'd like to be a food critic for a major newspaper but can't because a) those jobs are difficult to get; b) any critic job you could get wouldn't pay very well.

 

Two chicks at the same time.

 

I've never started one but I've been in a few

 

You haven't given a reason as to why you cannot/haven't done this.

Since you brought it up, I will put in for three at the same time, and I haven't because I haven't tried...................yet.

 

I have a woman already. Why any sane person would want to have to put up with more than that is beyond my ability to comprehend.

 

I've always wanted to steal some items from a large store like Walmart and see if I can get away with it. I'd even bring the items back, lol I'd just want to see if I could do it.

 

We are only talking about a few hours, and conversation would be minimal.

 

When dealing with a woman, particularly in matters of intimacy, the bs almost never only lasts a few hours. Minimal talking and women are two concepts that are incompatable.

I appreciate your sentiments and ambitions, but women are more complicated than Chinese quantum physics textbooks.

 

I've always wanted to do copious amount of drugs but I've always had a job that used random drug testing. I would like to see what the hub bub is all about.

 

You are making this too realistic, in my fantasy the women only speak when spoken to, and are only interested in providing the answers to my desires. In other words, not going to happen in a zillion years.

 

I understand. If you would have said hot ass Stepford chicks, I'm all in favor of your plan.