You know those times you were a kid and did something bad and your mom would say "Wait until your daddy gets home"? That's how the first half is going to be, while Indiana waits on Jauan to show up.
Someone on Twitter suggested he enter the game like Condredge did when he returned from an injury....that long, slow jog around the perimeter of the field. I like that, but prefer he comes in on a lightning bolt, like Zeus.
They should have the T formed on the field coming out of the half. I’d lose it if he were to lead Smokey.
Except he runs through the wrong side of the T and clotheslines multiple IU players, immediately disqualifying himself again.
LLOL and fair. Name a team that he’s better suited for, and who would most likely covet his skill set. And the Pats are going to want some offensive weapons this year, in Brady’s swan song. Name a better team.