Jimmy Haslam - Football Idiot

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by CardinalVol, Jan 24, 2019.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

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  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Just replace Cleveland with Tennessee
     
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  3. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    It all makes more sense.
     
  4. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

  5. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    “Lets go to dinner... lol, jk. You’re fired.”
     
  6. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    The bit about #dp had me rolling... imagine 20 minutes of porn showing on an NFL office wall and finally getting a tech guy to come in and shut it off.
     
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  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    The whole time I read it was just me going, yup....yup....can see that.....make perfect sense.....he did that here....yup....yup.....not surprised....yup....
     
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  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Yeah, I laughed at that.

    Maybe he designed the "Opportunity is nowhere" that Dooley used
     
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  9. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    It's so bad it caused the second shortest post of his posting life.

    Need I say more?
     
  11. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Was his shortest post:

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  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    "We just don't know what we are doing," Dee said in the office around that time, according to multiple sources in the building, a refrain they had heard her utter before but that she denied through a team spokesman. "If we'd known how hard it would be, we never would have bought the team."

    This is just gold.
     
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  13. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    “FU”, IIRC.
     
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  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    They... they know that most franchises just build an office made up of people that DO know how hard it is and how to do it.. right?
     
  15. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    This is what we call, "More money than brains"
     
  16. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Some of the richest folks I know are complete dumbasses. They just know how to do one thing that is really lucrative.
     
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  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Best quote in the article there.

    This one is a close 2nd:

    "One of the marketing staffers entered a search for #dp -- for Dawg Pound. The problem was, that hashtag carried a few different meanings, one of which triggered an array of porn to be broadcast onto a wall for the entire office to see for more than 20 minutes, until a tech employee killed the feed."
     
  18. DownNDirty

    DownNDirty Contributor

    Well they sure got to see plenty of pounding in that 20 minutes I'm guessing. I'd also take Haslam for a cuck who likes watching his wife #dp
     
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  19. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    In terms of football, yes. But the Haslams didn’t get to buy an NFL team because they are stupid.
     
  20. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I’m not really surprised by any of it. I think we all pretty much knew that he knew next to nothing about football. Turns out he knows absolutely not one single thing about it.

    Edit: Now that I skim back thorough it, some of the how is so bad I can’t imagine this is how he ran Pilot.
     
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2019

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