Knife

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Tenacious D, Jun 24, 2019.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Look what I had delivered last week - courtesy of @kmf600.

    For $200 bones - I picked my blade length, shape, edge, hilt, wood for handle, hardening and everything else. I now have one knife that is wide enough to chop, is long enough to truly slice, and which held a razor edge from chopping to dicing.

    It’s truly perfect.

    Only have two complaints:

    1. The maker’s mark (not shown here) was so faintly pressed into the blade as to look like NYY used his micro [penis] as the stamp, and Un’s ballsack as the hammer.

    2. And speaking of the maker’s mark...I guess it’s supposed to look like two “K’s” - one upper case and one lower case, one layered on the other - but what it actually looks like is an upper case K with a raging erection. Honestly, it looks like a “K” with a [ock cay]. Oh, sure, it’s erotic as hell, and turns me on, but still.

    The money shots:

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    Last edited: Jun 24, 2019
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  2. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    Thank you for the kind words. I hope you enjoy it for a long time.
     
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  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Nice. So when I see the crazy looking guy with a fantastic looking chopper running down 441 towards Fountain City, I'll know it's you?
     
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    If you see me running, no knife will save either of us.
     
  5. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    That’s a damn good looking knife.
     
  6. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    I use mine all the time. I didn't upsize everything as tenny did. After nearly cutting my finger off within 10 minutes of opening it, its been smoothe sailing.
     
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  7. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    A wife beater, Jorts ,and a six pack will complete the set for Tenny’s crime spree with that bad boy
     
  8. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    it'll never touch one pearly scale of a fish, that's for goddamn sure.
     
  9. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Of all, this stung.

    True, but stung.
     
  10. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    I got one as well. Damn good work and only cost me lockjaw.
     
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  11. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I’ve tried to place an order for my second knife, but he won’t accept it. You’d have to ask him why, as my money is good.
     
  12. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    Creative differences
     
  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Penis shaped handle just not working for you?
     
  14. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    He wanted me to get a mold of ocho-Cinco's
     
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  15. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Wife could draw from memory.
     
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  16. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Sounds like a good husband to me.

    Keeping your wife from stabbing herself to death with one of your knifes is smart
     
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  17. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Could probably use her throat as a mold.
     
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  18. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    rude
     
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  19. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    I'm happy to make it past her lips
     
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  20. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Not Ocho, whichever set you mean.
     

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