Lane Kiffin

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by kptvol, Sep 1, 2019.

  1. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Him being hired for the 2020 season is the only even semi-realistic way I can imagine a modicum of excitement for the future. If there are other suggestions I am open to hearing them.
     
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  2. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    That’s the only way.
     
  3. reVOLt

    reVOLt Contributor

    And it won't ever happen..you guys know that... So, settle down.
     
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  4. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    As an OC?
     
  5. Lexvol

    Lexvol Super Moderator

    Lol...settle down Captain Ahab. Got to stop chasing whales.
     
  6. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    He’s making a good bit less than Chaney and he’s at a fourth rate program.
     
  7. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    He’d never come here as an OC.
    Pruitt would never have him as an OC.
    Fulmer would immediately fire anyone who dared to suggest it.
     
  8. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I’m talking about firing redneck Homer Simpson and replacing him with Kiffin at half the cost.
     
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  9. Lexvol

    Lexvol Super Moderator

    It sucks being a training ground for new coaches. Until the fourth q yesterday I don’t think it ever occurred to Cornbread that we could actually lose that game.
     
  10. Lexvol

    Lexvol Super Moderator

    The folks that pay the salaries will never allow Kiff back...odds on Gruden would be more realistic. Of all the coaches out there I wonder if Milk Dud is the most realistic.
     
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  11. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    We need to find the guy with the biggest [ock cay], and give him enough money to leave wherever he is right now. Done.
     
  12. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Calling him cornbread is an insult to cornbread.
     
  13. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Chris Peterson & Gary Patterson could both be had, if we’re as willing to pay Top 5 $ for football as we are for hoops.

    Load both of them up with recruiters and ride.
     
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  14. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Chieftain

    I don't want anyone who wore a headset yesterday to have any part of a future staff.
     
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  15. DownNDirty

    DownNDirty Contributor

    I would think Mike Leach could still be had - and we should have taken him the last time. If the bumbling dumbass that was the AD at the time hadn't screwed everything up so badly before he talked to him we would be in a much better situation right now.
     
  16. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Opening the year with a loss to GA state would be a total Leach move.
     
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  17. DownNDirty

    DownNDirty Contributor

    I'd take my chances. Last year WSU lost two games - to USC and Washington. They beat Oregon, Stanford, and Iowa State.

    In 2017 they were 9-4 and beat two ranked teams in Boise St and USC.

    The guy has done a top notch job for being in friggin Pullman
     
  18. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I love Mike Leach, and have wanted him to be the coach since Fulmer left.

    But hiring him would be a calamitous mistake.

    He doesn’t recruit, and whenever he plays big time defenses, his offense / scoring mightily struggles. And he’s a walking sound bite, and not in a great way. It’d be a few years of mild entertainment before he got ran, leaving a bare cupboard for the next guy, and the hole would only grow deeper.

    We’ve got to pay stud athletes enough to overlook the current product, until we can turn over the roster and start competing again. Until there are more of Pruitt’s guys on the roster than Butch’s, yesterday was a microcosm of our immediate future.
     
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  19. Volsdude

    Volsdude Well-Known Member

    Rumor starting to brew that he’s impregnated a 24 year old from the business office who was a former cheerleader. From SEC Rant so probably nothing to it, but what else is there to talk about in July.
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Doctor: "Child's name?"

    Mother: "Joey Freshwater, Jr."
     
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