Meanwhile, this guy totally has life figured out

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Savage Orange, Jun 29, 2016.

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  1. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    While I'm working my ass of and [itch bay]ing about shit I have no control over, this guy bought a sailboat, picked up a smoking hot girl and is sailing around the world....

    [video=youtube;TKm2FX9kKZ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKm2FX9kKZ4&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2016
  2. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I couldn't live with her accent for more than 3 hours.
     
  3. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    I could... Love me some Aussie women!
     
  4. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    You'd deal with it.
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I have to call bull on that, kmf. You'd be walking around the harbor saying "g'day mate" every morning.
     
  6. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I tucking love Australians. Never have met one I don't like
     
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Maybe you and Mel Gibson can get good and drunk and tell the cops about how much you hate the Jews.
     
  8. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    When in Rome. Do they drink Jim Beam in Australia?
     
  9. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Roger that. I know a few and without exception they are cool as all hell. Visiting there is on my bucket list. The hitch is that if I go, I'm pretty sure I may never leave.
     
  10. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    The video Inposted is just the 1st. There are almost 50 clips now. Currently they're in the home stretch somewhere in the Pacific. I've been binge watching all day in between [itch bay]ing in another thread.
     
  11. y2korth

    y2korth Contributor

    Yes, but they spell it xxx xxxx, just like beer
     
  12. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    I read the guy worked in mines and offshore rigs for years spending nothing and saving money for the boat.
     
  13. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Not only that, he bought it knowing nothing about sailing. He sort of taught himself before setting off on this voyage but I'd say it's working out pretty well! Totally jealous, I am....
     
  14. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    Sounds awesome!
     
  15. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I started watching but was annoyed by the amount of time that had elapsed without me (a) seeing the girl in something loosely approximating her birthday suit, or (b) hearing the backstory of how this guy got his money, and so I stopped watching.

    So, how did this guy get his money?
    Also, please post pics of the chick rocking something loosely approximating her birthday suit. As an alternative, but only if available, please feel free to PM with any hardcore action involving said lady. This is of course including but not limited to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, from behind, 69, wheelbarrow, and any position used in conjunction with ballsinherface.
     
  16. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    It's no coincidence the guy sports a major pornstache...
     
  17. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Neither he nor she would be walking, very well or for very long, if he was doing it right.
     
  18. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    They have a website with stuff for sale, including a cookbook. Noticeably absent is Elayna's Vagina Flambé, which I would happily eat, and go back for seconds!!


    http://sailing-lavagabonde.com
     
  19. XXROCKYTOPXX

    XXROCKYTOPXX Chieftain

    Yeah, this would be sweet. I'd love to be able to do this some day.
     

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