MLB

That was the deal with Maddux. He was way better in hot weather.

 

But the dome was closed last night so that's not overly valid.

 

With movement!

 

From you or the ball?

 

Yes.

 

He could probably still whip my ass

 

Fyp

 

I think that's old. He's 75 now.

(Yes, that means that you are old now too.)

 

Why does America love Dusty Baker? I don't get it.

 

Dear, Philly. No one cares that you won the pennant. You’re just the team that lost the World Series. Probably not gonna have a chance like that again anytime soon. What a shame.

 

Astros.

 

Alles gut.

 

Now pay Dansby and we’ll call it a day.

 

I love a man named Dansby. I would kill myself if I had to go by Kirby, however.

 

I kind of feel like if ATL was resigning Swanson it would’ve already happened. This feels too familiar.

 

Then we better get Trea Turner or I’ll go Sherman on Atlanta.

 

Correa is the best one.

 

NGL, I haven't followed the details of your internet persona saga. I do think some of the stuff you have done has been cringe. But I don't chalk up the sinister motives (pedophilia) to it that they do. Given that, I personally would be fine if you stick around and try to be somewhat normal. I do think that all of the attention seeking that you do invites about 97% of this. My 2 cents.