New Mods Needed

Long and short of it -

Don't trust a 3rd rate truck stop whore and a Melungeon to solve any problem. They will only make it infinitely worse.

So, we're looking for new mods. State your case why you should be one.

 

Cases can be word-based, image-based, or communicated through interpretive dance.

 

I once helped DMX push his car off the side of the road when he ran out of gas.
Pretty sure that makes me a Ruff Ryder, which totally qualifies me to be a mod.

 

Bonus points if you go this route.

 

That is a stong case. Not going to lie.

Did he yell at you or anything? I want to know details here.

 

Norrisallen will be doing Michael Jacksons in a couple of weeks

 

BTW, is this the proper place to be posting this? I say this would be more appropriately posted in the VIP section.

 

Questioning mod decision...........

*marks kmf name off list*

 

I have many Facebook contacts that will give me great recommendations. I also have a hot wife.

 

Probably not as hot as mine. Sorry. Second hottest wife is pretty good though.

 

I am in Lyle's Back Pocket.

 

Boom

 

I average a little over 1.5 posts per day. So you know I'll always be around.

 

Earl Simmons has spent the last few years here in upstate SC (if he's still here), and I knew he lived within a mile or 2 of us. My wife and I were riding home one day and came across this fella unsuccessfully struggling to push his gigantic car (think 1970s Impala) up a short hill to the gas station. I told my wife I was gonna pull over and help, and when we got up next to him I said, "is that DMX?" and she said "yes it is".

I got out and helped, and I acted like I didn't know who he was. He was very appreciative (fist bump, "God bless you brotha"). The funny thing is, there were two 20-something-year-old men who watched the whole charade from the gas station and wanted pics with him when we got the car to the pump. He told them to go away, and we took off.

Is that my 15 minutes?...cuz it kinda sucked.

 

I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars.

 

I'll permaban anyone that addresses Dooley as anything other than DDIAPOS and Butch as anything other than Lyle.

I also had a girlfriend one time, but she doesn't get online much anymore.

 

What is required of a mod?

 

Well, when I get out of prison, I'll take a train, with mama, to Knoxville, get drunk, rent a truck and run over Butch Jones. And I'll hang around as long as you will let me.

 

I would strive to emulate PJ. We need a culture change around here.

 

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