Official Hop on the Lane Train Thread

My two conditions:
1. Joey Freshwater stays in Oxford
2. He gets a Kia for the first year.

 

This time around he’ll have the maturity to know when to talk shit and when to hold his tongue. He’ll probably still make the comment that he won’t lose to Georgia. Bring him home.

 

There's no need in teasing like that

 

I'm going all in. If I get my heart broken then I get it broken. And depending on hire may start cheering for Ole Miss.

 

Him shoving Crompton never ever gets old.

 

I still remember where I was and what I was doing when I found out he was leaving.

And I cannot even remember what I had for dinner last night.

 

We have a better shot at Kanye becoming president in 2024 than Kiffin getting hired at UT again.

 

This is all we got, man. Don't bum us out just two days into our most precious resource: coaching hire hype.

 

Must bring Layla back also. Just because.

 

We need more of this in Knoxville.

 

I was a GF's house in college and got a call from my buddy telling me Kiffin was leaving.

We went to JD's sandwich shop and drunk pitchers of beer [itch bay]ing about it that night. Sad day.

 

My wife doesn't want him back because he "left the night before our first child was born", "I spent too much time focusing on that the next day" and "she got tired of me telling her how hot Layla was".

Women.

 

I was still on VN at that point and I remember some guy saying it was happening and getting absolutely trashed online. Folks spent the next few days apologizing to him for being such turds.