OWH Memorial Undead Topic

If I'm going to jail, I'd rather look like that than something more... inviting.

 

You’re all set.

 

Always plan ahead.

 

I stayed on a cruise ship for over 5 weeks in St Croix full of utility workers, add beer guts and beards and this was what it was like.

 

There was probably something, for the most part, that was subtracted.

 

Lots of clogged shower drains.

 

Electricians gone wild.

 

Not quite Futurama, but I'll take it.

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Did my fever just break?

 

I'm feeling special. I've been upgraded from Ebony girls (with questionable background shoot locales) to Asian girls to hot Russian chicks.

 

Just had to meet with two civil engineers on a job I have completed. They were questioning if a ramp was up to ADA codes.

We shoot it in with a laser, they said they "eye balled it". We are inside ADA specifications. They do not know ADA specs. We meet for 45 minutes, they still don't know if it will work.

 

I saw a naked toddler climbing onto a trampoline in back of a single wide with two other kids during my evening run today.

 

That's just asking to get something pinched in the springs

 

There's going to be violence in the streets saturday. But I can't stay home because I have to go to a friend's baby's ceremonial peen trimming.

 

Yeah. That's going to get interesting.

 

If the rally goers stop me I can't well tell them I am going to a bris. If the protesters stop me, I'm a white dude with no hair and a resting "pissed" face.

 

WTH is going on Saturday?

 

Two-for-one at Exit 4.

 

Just a two for one? Call me when it's buy one get two free like it was back in the day.