OWH Memorial Undead Topic

No doubt. Just put a helmet on the kids and let them ride the waterbed on the interstate. It's a good cushion.

You know what was a legitimate selling point for me? Ventilated seats. Swamp ass on the 1.5 hour drive back from the Nashville Zoo is real and it's bad. This thing cools you undercarriage on long trips. Seriously, this is where I'm at now in my life [uck fay] me I'm middle aged aren't I?​

 

Not with the way my wife drives.

 

Nothing wrong with middle aged. You know more than a dumb kid does and you know that a cooled ass is far better than clubbing, partying or any other such nonsense.

 

I rented one this summer, it was actually pretty comfortable and had tons of storage.

 

We rented one for our trip to Disney in October. I didn't mind it, tons of storage, and made it easier to keep our son entertained on the road. Not sure I'd want or need one every day, but it was nice to have on a long trip.

 

Some gold bond, golf shorts and a ventilated seat and I'm 100% set to take on a zoo trip in late June.

I'm already basically a walking billboard for Under Armour and Columbia and I recently added some Maui Jims to the collection. I'm almost done completing the set, all I need now is that F-150 I've been eyeing.

 

We've had a minivan for 15 years. Depending on which you purchase, you can't beat them for long trips with kids.

 

My wife has been a suburban woman for 15 years, up until when gas was almost 4 coconuts a gallon, then we downsized to a MKX, because Mathew McConaughey dude drives them.

 

Cannot hide money.

 

Toyota Siena. All day. Little drop tv so boys can play xbox with headphones. Wife sleeps. I listen to whatever I want on road trips and have to have zero conversation. It's awesome.

 

Yeah, [uck fay] talking to family.

 

After seeing @Tenacious D Twitter raging this morning, all I have to say is....

 

Whats he raging about?

 

The "Woo" that is in Rocky Top now.

 

I think the ladies should woo because they look hot doing it but men should be ejected if caught

 

That cat is so far out of the bag it’s moved to another country, changed it’s name and lost the passport.

 

Loser.

 

We bought a Tahoe last year and my wife loves it. It was perfect until we added another body to the family. She will now be switching to a Suburban probably this year or next. Would like to wear out the warranty on the Tahoe before we upgrade.

 

That extra cargo space is awesome.

 

That is exactly why we are doing it. Tahoe has very little cargo space which we need now when we travel.