OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Congrats. Next up, enemas...
     
  2. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    I bought a book to understand sleep and why it's so hard for me to get good rest. My wife says, I can tell you your problem for free. You go to work all hours of the night asshole. You can't buy that kind of expertise
     
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  3. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Is night asshole better than day asshole?
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Day asshole is usually recently showered.
     
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  5. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    I'll have to ask the expert
     
  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Cut said fallen tree up today. Im so out of shape.
     
  7. Poppa T

    Poppa T Well-Known Member

    Seriously, the female ginko is the one with the bad smell. Just make sure you get the male. Most nurseries only sell males, but you have to make sure.

    We had one for years and it was fine.
     
  8. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    The Palins are getting divorced, announced during a week of palindrome dates...
     
  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Happy Palindrome Days everybody!
     
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Yo, banana boy!
     
  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

  12. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    A nut for a jar of tuna?
     
  13. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!
     
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  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    So the kid in Florida has a full ride to UT in class of 2032 if he wants it.

    Anyone want to bully my kids about being Tennessee fans?
     
  17. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    College will be free by then, stop worrying
     
  18. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Aight Moderator

    He's one of my top comics right now. These are simple but great
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    They are brilliant. I laughed until I hurt over this one.
     
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  20. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    Need to let it die down a little, then do it in 2-3 years. I'll start writing the script and get the hidden cameras ready. We can have our kids bully each other and save ourselved 120k
     

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