OWH Memorial Undead Topic

49 years 10 months.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

Looks more like a robot reading a book.

 

Definitely. Bunch of [uck fay]ing heathens on this board.

 

Or eating ***

 

Gives new meaning to anal probes.

 

Go BULLS

 

My brother calls me today.
Brother, when are you turning the water on at dad's house ?
Me, I did that in July.
Brother, the water is off, I just checked and the meter is locked off.
Me, let me call, be cause I paid the 50 coconut connection fee, and 21 coconut bill for August.
Brother, let me know, I'm here now.
Me, good morning Martel Utility District, I paid $50 to have the water turned on at my house in July, its actually September and the water is off.
Dumbass, sir, we turned that on the day we got the deposit. I'm showing here, oh, sir, hang on a second. Looks like we didn't get it on. I'll send someone out right now.
Me, ma'am, you know I already paid the bill for August.
Dumbass, yes, because you had an open account for the month of August. You should be getting a bill for September soon.
Me, makes sense ma'am. I'll go ahead and pay you for something I didn't use for two months.
Dumbass, thank you sir, can I help you with anything else?

 

Oh boy!

https://nerdist.com/article/gary-la...ZFctLQ7dPHUVeaid_uCA890sCv2hoqCDuPkaMv7gyXoYM

 

Oh man, need to get my pocket squid back out!

 

Hopefully Bill Watterson follows suit

 

He won't. Watterson is an odd dude and follows the J.D. Salinger model.

 

We are thinking about going. Wife said there is surprisingly quite a few seats left on StubHub. Prices aren't too bad either.

 

I’d wait to see what they put on sale tomorrow, before buying from a third party site.

Cheapest on StubHub is 150ish with fees. We paid about 107 each from Ticketmaster, and that included fees and a 40 dollar parking pass.

 

Also, there was no option to buy upper deck tickets last Friday, so be leery about anybody selling those, if you do want to buy on StubHub.

They probably don’t actually have the tickets and will just fill your order as they acquire them.

 

I'm going to attempt to see where tickets are at today for the heck of it.

 

Z15, row 30. Not bad

 

Upper Deck south endzone was the only thing left at 1045

 

Can someone please explain the state stinks Dr. Pepper commercial?

 

The kid isn't his.

 

Thats what i say but the wife says I'm reading too deep.