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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Christmas party?
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    What the what what?
     
  4. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

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  5. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    The [uck fay]?

    They on a Chinese calendar or something
     
  6. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Card does not experience time the same way the rest of us do.
     
  7. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    He’s a year behind on what most would consider the end of a decade. Makes sense that he’s a month behind what most would consider the end of a year.

    I bet his workday is 10a-6p.
     
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  8. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I’ll bring it to Card’s New Year’s party on St. Patrick’s day.
     
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  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Yup. They always do it in January after everything has calmed down from the holidays. It may not even called that, but it's what it is.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Now these ads are getting somewhere -

    [​IMG]
     
  11. TennTradition

    TennTradition Super Moderator

    BioLife plasma support - it adds up!
     
  12. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    By the time she took all that gold off I would be done
     
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  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Some sales reps just can't take a hint. And by hint I mean "we're not interested because we offer the exact same service."
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    "Sir. We are not a potential customer, we are an actual competitor." And if they can't figure out the difference, they're not gonna be very competitive.
     
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  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    It's a girl. She's 27, 28. Works for ADP. I've told her over and over, "we offer payroll services, and if we ever get one too big I have a guy with another company I have a great relationship with I will send them too."

    So she gets in 2nd in commands office and convinces her to do a lunch and she's bringing in her regional manager for it. I just rolled my head back in frustration.
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    My favorite Baby Yoda meme

    [​IMG]
     
  18. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I recently got marketing solicitation for leads from a trade show that we are putting on.

    “Hey, what if told you over 1,000 people and 100+ venders are going to be at the show next month...and we can send you all their names and contact info for one low price!”

    I wrote back “If you told me that 1,oo0 people and 100+ venders are going to be at the show next month I would believe you because we invited all of them!”
     
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  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    LOL

    Get a response?
     
  20. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    You should offer to do business with her in exchange for sex. That way, you either get sex or she leaves you alone. Those are the only two possible outcomes.
     
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